Hey you wassup!!!
WELCOME TO MY PERSONAL HELL !
come join me while we take this trip into the lower depths of my mind

My name is zuzu! my age stays unknown and only my friends should know it! I'm an active cosplayer, writer and just dork in general. If anything catches your fancy just hit me up with an ask kay cutie? Bye!

icyblueroses:

ryancage:

encyclopedophile:

encyclopedophile:

EVERY REBLOG

EVERY SINGLE REBLOG

WILL GET A THING IN THEIR ASK

EVEREBLOG

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I SWEAR

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TO

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FUCKING

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FISH JESUS

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DO ANY

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OF YOU ACTUALLY 

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REMEMBER

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REBLOGGING THIS?

247 REBLOGS, I HAD TO GO THROUGH. I HIT ASK LIMIT LITERALLY EVERY HOUR. AND MOST OF YOU DON’T EVEN APPRECIATE IT. AUUGH

humor me

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HOW THE FUCK…

Anonymous asked, "you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ?"

jimmbbo:

perfect-melodies-filthy-wubs:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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*this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

i get a good look i see this in her hand

im in the couch like

she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

i’ve never re-blogged something so quick in my life. 

I fuckin love tumblr stories

gaytiers:

gaytiers:

as far as comments on calliborns page goes we’ve got the people who cant believe it

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the chick who wont shut up about caliborn being her boyfriend

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these people

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the fanart

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the people calling caliborn their lord

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and the people who dont know whats going on

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when did this get notes

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

Source: jaoxn Via: stridedave
officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

Source: tokomon Via: enrico-gucci

lordofthewolves:

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ

Via: lorddonger

fandoms teach us lots of valuable lessons:

  • ▸Tokyo Ghoul: don't have a crush
  • ▸Dangan Ronpa: don't go to school
  • ▸Five Nights at Freddy's: don't get a job
  • ▸American Horror Story: don't live in a house
  • ▸Kagerou Project: don't make friends
  • ▸Kill la Kill: get naked

yourstarcolouredeyes:

uncaged-:

This will forever be my favorite gif set and Will Smith will forever be my favorite actor for this reason. So inspiring since we grew up having the same story and idk, it just gives me hope that my kids will have a father as great as this one day so they wont have to go through what  I did. 

My fucking heart….

thefires-ofpompeii:

allthemiddlefingers:

lucrezialoveshercesare:

actual Harry Potter

the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter

this is why Dan was perfect 

I barely noticed loneliness anymore; it was my normal condition, by necessity if not by nature.
Rachel Hartman, Seraphina  (via cromwyll)

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

tonight was not a good night so I doodled some losers hugging the shit out of each other ಠ_ಠ

pinkvodkacat:

For the sake of the update i decided to try out some human caliborn

Reblogging this here~